"Fantasy Football Failure" Candle
You blamed the quarterback, the kicker, and the injury report, but everybody in the league knows that the real problem was you. Not only could you not play varsity in high school, you couldn’t even put together a solid performance in make-believe football. At least Fantasy Football Failure will fill your man cave with that rich smell of the championship field your team will never know. Keep telling yourself that this was just a ‘rebuilding’ year-- maybe that will make the disappointment of this train wreck you called a team sting just a little less.