"Smells Like a College Rejection Letter" Candle
Good thing you applied to that safety school. This candle has the same crisp smell of a freshly folded letter from the college of your choice, proudly declaring that you should look elsewhere for your education. We hope that burning this candle helps shed some light on a new career path-- or possibly a trade school? While you may be disappointed now, just remember that life is full of disappointment, and this rejection letter is a life lesson, free of charge from a college that doesn't want you.